morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You've changed since you got that strap on
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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