Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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