This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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