I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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