Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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