i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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