At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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