The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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