ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
My balls are so social today.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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