she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Even my vagina gasped.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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