I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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