Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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