I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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