Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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