Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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