ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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