New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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