i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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