Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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