He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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