I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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