I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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