He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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