I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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