Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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