She is in my trunk
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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