And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Less talking, more tequila
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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