When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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