Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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