just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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