u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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