Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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