Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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