I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
where are you?
Hypothermia
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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