I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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