i permit you to call me
Duck Duck Cougar?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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