Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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