ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I can't turn off my feet"
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
send nudes
from the living room?
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