I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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