I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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