I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
then he tried to convert me to islam
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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