i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
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