If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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