i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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