piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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