try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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