I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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