Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Small penises have feelings too.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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