Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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