My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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