Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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