Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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