I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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