how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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