Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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