Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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