Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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