FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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